Just got sent a candid from dinner last night ... captured in the middle of my many jokes and stories told last night, just putting on a show ... i mean, i was probably the only one laughing at my own joke — just having zero fun in #vegas.
p.s. real men wear bibs
I hate salads, they s**t me to tears. i suppose it stems from restaurants when you order a steak or chicken parmi & it comes with a side of “salad”which is basically just a few bits of lettuce, maybe a tomato wedge some dry-ass carrot, possibly a bit of cucumber. but this - this is my salad & it is the bomb. missing some baked sweet potato tonight but just a delicious! #salad#youdontmakefriendswithsalad#thatsnotasaladthisisasalad